December 03, 2004

Some interesting Laws....


LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR-
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose
will begin to itch.

ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS-
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP-
Any tool,when dropped,will roll to the least
accessible corner..

KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM-
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an
engaged one..

CANON'S KARMIC LAW-
If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tyre,the next morning
you will have a flat tyre..

O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW-
If you change queues,the one you have left
will start to move faster than the one you are in now..

RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS-
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with..

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW-
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will..

BREDA'S RULE-
At any event,the people whose seats are
fartherest from the aisle arrive last..

OWEN'S LAW-
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which
will last until the coffee is cold..

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