Some interesting Laws....

LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR-

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose

will begin to itch.



ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS-

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional

to the reach.



ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP-

Any tool,when dropped,will roll to the least

accessible corner..



KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM-

When you dial a wrong number,you never get an

engaged one..



CANON'S KARMIC LAW-

If you tell the boss you were late for work

because you had a flat tyre,the next morning

you will have a flat tyre..



O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW-

If you change queues,the one you have left

will start to move faster than the one you are in now..



RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS-

The probability of meeting someone you know

increases when you are with someone you don't

want to be seen with..



WILLOUGHBY'S LAW-

When you try to prove to someone that a machine

won't work, it will..



BREDA'S RULE-

At any event,the people whose seats are

fartherest from the aisle arrive last..



OWEN'S LAW-

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,

your boss will ask you to do something which

will last until the coffee is cold..